ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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