coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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