I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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