i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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