She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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