Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
