Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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