it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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