return my video game
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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