i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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