i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.