He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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