last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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