lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Watching her eat just hurts me
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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