are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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