we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Randomize
