whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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