so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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