i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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