too bad you live with your parents still
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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