Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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