what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Randomize
