awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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