You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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