Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
