We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize