it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just 30 Funny Tumblr Posts About Starbucks
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
How external is "for external use only"?
18 People Are Kind Of A**holes But Also Completely Hilarious
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?