I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i think i have herpe
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane