You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.