ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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