okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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