winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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