My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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