I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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