Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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