i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
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Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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