How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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