Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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