i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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