I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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