WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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