Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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