Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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