Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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