what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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