explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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