I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I'm really into asian looking animals
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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