I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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