Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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