In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
She's not a foreskin expert like you
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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