wat bout pragnant strippers??
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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