its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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