i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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