Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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