i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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