You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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