I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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